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A Pan Full of Stooges

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May 05, 2026
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A Pan Full of Stooges

by Cosmic Poet Simon Pole

A monster hid in the closet,
Who misplaced a precious locket.
He has probed the darkened corner,
Fat pockets pawed on their hangers,
But poor monster in this closet,
Cannot find his mother’s locket.

Someday I’ll print a pirate poem,
As martyrs march down streets of Rome.
Mus…

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