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The Barber: A Poem

The ancient, honourable occupation

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May 05, 2026
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The Barber

by Cosmic Poet Simon Pole

I shave on the upward stroke,
Listen lad, it is no joke,
If you want to fill this chair
With a lifetime’s derrieres:
Serve contented clientele,
Those who seek a salon’s smell,
And the soapy lather crave
On their cheeks, by far the fav
Of them that call before work,
Where they must forbe…

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